Irony, thy name is Shearer
A certain musician's name is only two letters off a certain Geordie super hero...Hmm...From today's Fiver... "It was very disappointing to see you award Cormac Purthill the football yesterday. Either I'm missing the joke or his understanding of irony is confused. Surely it would have been ironic if Shearer's elbow had given out, whereas it is not at all ironic that it's his knee that's knacked?" - Mike Hinchliffe. [That's the last time we leave Alanis Morissette in charge - Fiver Ed].