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Monday, January 9

Poetry Genius.

Let's have some. I hope my My BBG posts some of his on here...

posted by Rich Hughes at 1/09/2006 01:14:00 PM

5 Comments:

  • Hi all, i was asked to post some of my poems on here, so here goes. They are all normally based on classic songs from yesteryear...directed at a Brassic Football club from this year. The first is called Comfortably BLOO And dumb...



    Hello.
    Is there any BLOOSHlTES out there?
    Just nod if you can hear me.
    Is there anyone away from home?

    Come on, now.
    I bet you’re feeling down.
    Well I won't ease your pain,
    I see you're on your arrse again.

    Relax.
    I need some information first.
    Just the basic facts:
    Has anyone seen BVH?

    There is some pain, you are receding.
    A distant BLOO ship on the horizon.
    You are the shlte from fourth that waves.
    Your players move, but for you no-one wants to be playin' .
    When you were a child you had a fever.
    Your dad made you BLOO, you big balloon.
    Now you got that feeling once again.
    I can explain, you hate your Wooden stand.
    Your teams not Steak it's really SPAM.
    You...have become, comfortably dumb.

    Ok.
    Just a little BLOO prick. [ping]
    There’ll be many more --aaaaaaggghhhhh!
    You lot are obviously sick.

    Can you stand up?
    I do believe you're lurking. good.
    That’ll keep you going for the show.
    BBG is on the go

    There is some pain, you are Receding.
    A distant BLOO ship on the horizon.
    You are the shlte from fourth that waves.
    Your players move but for you no-one wants to be playin'.
    When you were a child you had a fever.
    Your dad made you BLOO, you big balloon.
    Now you got that feeling once again.
    I can explain, you hate your Wooden stand.
    Your teams not Steak it's really SPAM.
    You...have become, comfortably Dumb.


    BBG 2005

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:31 PM  

  • Sage words indeed. For more of his musings, be sure to check out his website:

    http://members.aol.com/BBG1892/index.html

    By Blogger Rich Hughes, at 1:38 PM  

  • Look at me, I’m Dave Moysie
    Ginger hair and smell of Pee
    Sign tubs of lard
    and find Europe too hard
    I’m shoite, I’m Dave Moysie

    Look at me, I’m Dave Moysie
    Champagne and a cheap cardie
    Is our tophy room bare?
    No, the ‘fourth cup’ is there!
    I’m shoite, I’m Dave Moysie

    By Blogger Rich Hughes, at 1:42 PM  

  • How about:

    Terry likes a punt
    Simon is a ****

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 1:03 PM  

  • Thanks John... you horrible bastard. I will consign this to my hatefilled memory banks for later use.

    By Blogger WhatsupWheaton Simon, at 1:19 PM  

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