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Wednesday, June 7

US beats Angola 1-0, allegedley

The US is in Germany and played Angola in a closed door training game allegedley winning 1-0 though Steve Cherundolo and Eddie Lewis picked up slight knocks though they are expected to recover. What do you think of that GAC?


  • Well, the first thing I think is that "allegedly" doesn't have the letter "e" in it three times. The next thought that enters my clearly thick and demented skull is how frightened Keller looks next to that mutant from Sam's Detachment (clearly, not an "Army"). Is the kid wearing mittens? Who paints a face BEFORE the matches even begin? You tell me. Oh, yes, Angola...I'm pretty sure even they might have a difficult time qualifying in CONCACRAP. Just think of the media from around the globe standing on one another's shoulders, hiding in shadows and using binoculars to spy on this closed-door training game! That Arena sure knows how to deceive his opponents - what a wily character, refusing to name his starting XI. Thank you, Chris, for the post and the photo. I can hear the chants now: WE'RE #32! WE'RE #32!

    Angola? Christ almighty!

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 8:07 PM  

  • Could it be that it's a local kid who's psyched to live near a town where a team is based and not someone looking for SamCon '06? And maybe he's just a German kid who knows that Kasey Keller was regarded as highly as any goalkeeper in the Bundesliga last season? Nah, that would suggest some sort of quality in the side, and we all know you can't have that.

    By Blogger Glazer Shmazer, at 8:56 AM  

  • Ya, Simon has been known to run around Watford with face painted just like that.

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 10:52 AM  

  • Simon? I thought it was Ace Frehley from KISS.

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 8:19 PM  

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