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Friday, September 8

Can't wait for Man U - Blackburn

So, apparently Michael Gray thought it would be a laugh to ask for a threesome with Rooney's bird in front of said bird. I can just see Rooney having a Roy Keane moment standing over his fallen prey, "Now take that you c&*t, if I so much as catch you looking at my bird I'll rip your boll$%ks off". This of course, will be in one of his future books.


  • Rooney racking up the enemies, being sued by moyes, lumping Gray.....and i am sure carvalho loves him....

    By Blogger Simon Burke, at 2:18 PM  

  • Why does an international football superstar (and millionaire) have a steady girlfriend? What a waste of time!

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 4:07 PM  

  • Gray should have approached an Arsenal player with this request - they are usually up for it and are also more likely to be able to correctly pronounce "ménage à trois".

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 11:32 PM  

  • And most Arsenal players don't even bother bringing the bird along for the threesome...

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 7:36 AM  

  • That's right GAC, it's all about "roasting" some young bird from a club.

    By Blogger Chris P, at 9:12 AM  

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