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Friday, February 16

Burkeys hated 10

10) Yakubu Big diving cheat who got a very unfair penalty against us a couple of weeks ago - gave me great pleasure to see him fluff 2 in the Cup this week.

9) Robbie Savage Just in general but also for getting Gilberto sent off unfairly this year - got his just desserts a week later and broke his leg. I hope his hair falls out.

8) Robbie Earle Sick of listening to this twat on FSC. Arsenal play too intricate a football for him, then he goes two faced and moans that when we are direct it doesnt suit us - he takes one of these 2 lines every time he talks about us while heaping on praise when we suddenly score.

7) Paul Jewell Sick of listening to this muppet - yes Wigan played well for one game but the facts are they are 17th cos they are crap week in and week out. Heskey fell over as fast as he could when Flamini brushed him, no penalty and no points for you Wigan. I didn't hear Jewell correct the referee when Adebayor's goal was wrongly ruled out for offside.

6) Joey Barton What a cock he is. Shocking tackle last week on Mendes, subtle enough to avoid a red but the FA should have give him a 5 game ban for it - he is a constant twat and the best City has - says it all about them.

5) Mike Reilly He had to be here, gave Yakubu a horror pen and Senderos an unfair red in the same game - used to set up Ruud every year at Old Trafford with his whistle and then point to the spot.

4) Martin Jol The big jawed Dutch twat isnt so smug these days. Hammered by Arsenal's kids in the Cup semi, beaten by everyone who plays them now and sinking fast. Would be delighted to see the mouthy git sacked this year after wasting a fortune on players and producing nothing.

3) Ashley Cole Best news all year seeing this twat carried off after tripping on the ball. Cliche is as good as he ever was and we got Gallas in exchange who when fit is worth 3 Coles. The Cashley one nearly crashed his car when he heard the derisory offer we gave him of 55k a week.... TWAT!!!

2) Cristiano Ronaldo Would be top but he has helped my fantasy team just enough in Yahoo. The man is born to cheat, be it in the World Cup or as he falls over at the slightest glance, or none at all. Has won too many favours from refs this year who should be running over to red card him and kick him every time he 'falls' over.

1) Jose Maurinho On the way out with Chelsea and somehow portrayed as a hero to his club by the press. Lets not forget this man is a complete lying sod who is devoid of seeing things correctly. I hope he is sacked and leaves in disgrace. Hero to his club, he has already tried to get out of there twice!!! Thinks he has done wonders at Chelsea where has had all the worlds cash to spend and only built a thin squad which is going to get caught out before the season is done.

UPDATE I would like to add an eleventh entry - the entire Blackburn set up - they played for a 0-0 draw from the first kick today. Whats the point? I hope we beat them in the replay, I am sure Wenger is about to moan about it and quite rightly so. Clubs like this wonder they cant fill stadiums.

10 Comments:

  • Simon,

    Great hate-filled commentary. Puts a smile on my face.

    By Blogger Chris P, at 8:31 PM  

  • What about me?

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 2:13 PM  

  • It's amazing how soon Arsenal supporters forget the fair play antics over the years from Sol Campbell (who I like to call the "butcher"), Ray Parlour (loved in Hong Kong taxi circles) and Tony Adams (temper + booze + late tackles = bad).

    As far as Joey Barton goes, he barely even touched Mendes. Clearly, any objective viewing of the replay shows that he just happened to clip him. Had he intended to rip Mendes, he would have done so...

    Prediction for tomorrow's match:

    MCFC 4
    Preston 0

    By Blogger G.C., at 3:22 PM  

  • Not to mention the diving of Pires, Bergkamp, Overmars and Van Persie or the most hatable bastard playing football today - Jens Lehmann.

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 8:37 PM  

  • Let's not forget Malky Ferguson the famed Butcher of Highbury back in the 30s... Jaysus lads.

    Lehmann - a joker not a fighter. He is laughable if anything.

    Barton - there is a true prick, in the same boat as Robbie Savage. It was a terrible tackle on Mendes.

    Divers - the archetype here is one C. Ronaldo

    I would add to the list the referees of the Premiership - they have been crap this season. Can't think of one I would single out as decent.

    By Blogger Boston Gooner, at 9:40 PM  

  • Arsenal fans are the jokers I'm afraid. They look for every excuse in the book to justify a bad result.

    1) Referees
    2) Other teams diving
    3) Other teams being too rough
    4) Other teams playing long ball
    5) My personal favourite: Emirates is so new that it is still really a neutral venue so we have no home games this season.
    6) Henry was tired after the World Cup.

    Why don't you just buy a grey kit and get it over with.

    Because of their talent, Arsenal will consistently do well against teams that take them on in a game of football - United, Liverpool, Spurs and maybe Chelsea

    Although they are a young team and look good for the future, a league title is going to be a long way off unless they can consistently beat the likes of Bolton, Blackburn, Middlesbrough, City and Sheff United. It seems like we have been saying that for years though and it is not getting much closer.

    Meanwhile, what was Benitez doing taking Rellamy, Fowler and Pennant on a trip to Portugal and allowing them to drink.

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 11:26 AM  

  • Pah!
    Mike Reilly gave United more penalties than any other team for 3 years running - you dont have to be an Arsenal fan to recognise thats dodgey reffing.
    I do blame refs when they give pens that shuold have been free kicks and I dont complain when we dont get pens (case in point the Blackburn game where Aliadiere was fouled).

    YOu wont hear me make the Henry World Cup excuse, though you will hear it made by Henry ... I am beginning to think we should have took the money, his form this year is poor and we look like we have seen the best of him. I bet Wenger comtemplates flogging him while he is still valuable this Summer.

    I never complain about long ball, i dont mind teams playing it but i do like to see teams try to win be it with long ball or short ball. Blackburn simply didnt try to win at all. In the FA Cup they played for a 0-0. Not the league, but the cup. Fabregas mocking Hughes for the non-Barcelona style made me laugh.

    Consistency between the Sheff Utd loss and this weekend has been there - indeed our first loss of 2007 only came yesterday. We have beaten a lot of sides as of late, Boro got an undeserved point but other than that we have been winning the hard games - when United lose Ronaldo this Summer and are caught out by age they too will be struggling to win those games.

    As for Liverpool - HAHAHAHA. Bellamy and pennant in trouble. How did Benitez NOT see that coming! Fowler too - their game v Barcelona today will be the battle of the 2 imploding teams.

    By Blogger Simon Burke, at 12:27 PM  

  • Also that Barton tackle was a disgrace, no accident about that at all. If we get by Blackwall in the cup, we will hopefully kick him in the next round.

    By Blogger Simon Burke, at 12:28 PM  

  • Please leave some room for the convict contingent of Neill and Emerton.

    By Blogger gooner71, at 5:47 PM  

  • Yeh Burkie, we're definitely imploding... Bellmay scores and sets up the winner in the Nou Camp (Have Arsenal ever been there?)and Robbie bags a couple on Sat - too funny.
    Sick of hearing about Arsenal's young guns beating everyone's reserve team as well, that finally got put to bed today...

    By Blogger Stand up if you hate Man u, at 2:27 PM  

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