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Thursday, June 15

F$%k off you p$%sy - Donovan

I hate this f%$ker. Look at his quotes below. I have started to explain his atttude to clueless yanks in words they'll understand: the MLS is high school, Europe is college. Landon couldn't handle the pressure of playing in a league where everyone is talented and went back twice to the safe confines of MLS (high school) where he's a big fish in a little pond. Now he's asked to work hard and provide leadership but he has never pushed himself so he does nothing. If this pussy was the typical Brit / Yank in the early 1940s we'd be speaking German as our first language. On if the game plan was to blame: “We can look back and say whatever we want now. Not enough guys came to play and that’s what mattered.” On the World Cup opening with a disappointing result: “There’s two ways to look at it. You’re at a World Cup, and for a lot of us – especially the MLS guys, since January this has been the date that has been circled and it’s disappointing. That being said, it’s not over. It’s going to be hard, but it’s not over and we don’t want to have this memory be terrible.” On the attitude of the team after the loss: “It’s hard to keep your head up right now because we are disappointed, but you have to turn around. This is the way this tournament goes. I remember we lost by two goals to Poland last time and still got through, so you have take the positives. But whatever happens in the Italy game result-wise, it was embarrassing tonight and that shouldn’t happen.” On his play: “I didn’t get the ball enough. When I did get it I made some decent plays, but not enough. I don’t think I had a shot on goal, and playing 45 minutes as a forward that’s my job.”


  • He really is a waste of space. An embarrassment.
    When did John O'Shea join the US Army?(guy on left of "Landon")

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 10:47 PM  

  • He does look very similar.

    Donovan is a tool and will now be mocked by this blog forever, after doing a better disappearing act then David Copperfield against the Czechs.

    By Blogger Stand up if you hate Man u, at 10:36 AM  

  • On a lighter note the following non-football related bit was in the Daily Mail: Miss Moss's life unravelled last September after pictures of her apparently snorting cocaine at a recording studio appeared in a newspaper.

    That was followed by allegations that she has a £200-a-day cocaine habit, and had had drug-fuelled lesbian threesomes with actresses Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor.

    By Blogger Chris P, at 12:41 PM  

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    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 2:11 PM  

  • Where do I sign up for drug-fueled threesomes with actresses and supermodels???

    Chris P. for President!!!

    As for Landycakes - great players DEMAND the ball. He's full of three things: excuses, himself and shite. And, from the looks of the grins of the bookending baby-killers, he's about to be full of something else.

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 2:30 PM  

  • GAC = Clint Dempsey Fan

    Will someone PLEASE get him into ANY club in the EPL!!!!

    By Blogger George Cuddy, at 5:34 PM  

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