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Ashley Cole Book Review

For all you erudite types

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=404800&in_page_id=1779

posted by Chris P at 9/12/2006 09:10:00 AM

5 Comments:

  • Who actually buys these crap books? Great name for Frank Lampard's book too - "Totally Frank". I am sure it was inspired by the equally witty "Frankly Speaking" penned by the great Frank Stapleton (and the worst book I have ever read which might not be surprising to those who have heard Frank speak) I think he even typed it himself with two fingers as there were typos and misspellings everywhere.

    By Blogger TheBusbyBoy, at 10:48 AM  

  • Is that Ashley Cole or Philip Michael Thomas from the Vice?

    By Blogger GAC, at 5:40 PM  

  • Cole goes on to criticise Arsenal players for being lazy and selfish but offers this description of the pizza throwing incident:
    Raking over the embers of the infamous row between Arsenal and United players at Old Trafford two years ago, Cole confirms the pizza was not thrown by an English or French player and writes: "This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush.

    "The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.

    "I thought Ferguson was going to explode but then he stormed off into the dressing room cursing and grunting, brushing the crumbs and stains off his collar.

    "We all went back into the dressing room and fell about laughing." He went on: "All I can say is that the culprit wasn't English or French, so that should narrow it down."

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=404959&in_page_id=1779&ct=5

    By Blogger Chris P, at 9:13 AM  

  • i hate this bastard - wenger has been pretty restrained this week on him. My favourite is yesterday's bashing of Maurinho and Kenyon by Cole. Awesome stuff as he clearly has NO idea of politics and Maurinho must be thinking "Why did i have to sign this wanker?" - All football fans everywhere should unite in their condemnation of this pratt. He wants so badly to be the new BEckham but could you imagine Beckham at 25 writing a book slagging off so many people for feeding him to the sharks... I want him to break his leg and write another book that John O Toole has to proof read.

    By Blogger WhatsupWheaton Simon, at 11:12 AM  

  • Worst biography has to be Paul Merson's - ROCK BOTTOM , written when he was in rehab. Basically 7 chapters of apologising to his then wife written at a level most Sun readers and GAC would appreciate. I own it for anyone who has 10 minutes spare.

    By Blogger WhatsupWheaton Simon, at 11:13 AM  

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