The Aesthetic League table
“Joga Bonito”, Fat fan Fighter / fracas facilitator Frenchie Cantona says. Well, here it is the Aesthetic form league table:
- Arsenal
- Man Utd
- Liverpool
- Fulham
- Everton
- West Brom
- West Ham
- Tottenham
- Man City
- Middlesbrough
- Portsmouth
- Newcastle
- Wigan
- Sunderland
- Blackburn
- Aston Villa
- Charlton
- Chelsea
- Birmingham
- Bolton
Notes: Aresnal remain top with their expansive flicky flicky ‘too nice to score simple goals’ stuff. Yernited are still strong, but based more on individual skills rather than team play. Liverpool strong thanks to better ball retention this year, although still a little direct. Highest climbers are Everton, who have abandoned there longballism / hoofery principles in recent weeks. Expect a revert to type for the derby. Chelsea languish in the drop zone with their effective and pragmatic joyless shiote. Bolton’s “if it moves, kick it” policy keeps the rooted to the bottom.
posted by Rich Hughes at
3/23/2006 01:14:00 PM
2 Comments:
This is pretty funny - if only the league was decided like this.
The bottom 4 is dead on and Blackburn would be in it but for occasional class from Pederson and Bellamy... Brum are truly the worst team in football right now in terms of watchability and talent...Goodbye Steve Bruce - that United job wont be yours after all.
Liverpool are rated too highly - in terms of watchability they are still hoof it to Crouch and hope for the best - but under Houllier they were division 2 in my mind so deserve a promotion.
By
WhatsupWheaton Simon, at 2:10 PM
Apparently no one has witnessed the magic that is Joey Barton! How dare we be ranked below Worst Ham when we have Richard Dunne coming forward with his patented bull-rushes up the gut? MCFC is all about the beautiful game - don't forget it! Our motto is "Middle of the Table, No FA Cup, No Europe, No Worries." Awesome!
By
GAC, at 8:16 PM
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