An Open Apology To Rich
This is overdue mate, but I have to concede that Bakary Sagna's hair did after all turn out to be the worst in the Premiership. I predicted that Torres would offer competition in this department, but disappointingly, he chose to concentrate on scoring 24 goals in his first premiership season instead. Scouse salons must be on the brink of insolvency as a result. I should have known that Sagna's 'do was already as high as the silly hair bar could be raised. I shall defer to you on matters tonsorial in the future.